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How NOT To Be A Millionaire
09 September, 2009
a friend of mine post it at facebook, and i kinda like it, so i want to share it with
you guys.
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How Not To Be A Millionaire
Buy a sport car.
Subsequently,pay for the installments,road tax,auto insurance,ever increasing fuel,sky-high parking fees,traffic offences,maintenance fees,new sport rims,spoilers and an over the-top auto sound system.
Be extra nice to your parents.Move out.Rent that dream bachelor's pad.Fill it with minimalist designer furniture.Invest in a proper kitchen even you can't cook.
Buy a really big TV.Don't wimp out,anything below 50 inches is microscopic.
Buy a PS3.Buy an X-BOX 360.Buy a Wii.Buy a PSP.buy a DS.While you're at it,get an MBA as well.
Feel free to add to your sneaker,comic,movie,t-shirt,toy,book and manga.
Try extra-curricular activities like paintball,go-karting,mountain bike trekking,radio controlled cars,planes,helicopters and boats.
Get all your favourite BPL football team merchandise.Home and away strips included.Buy the silly hats,giant fingers and masks.
Go and see them play at least once a year in the UK.
If you're feeling a little overwhelmed by now,this is where it gets hairy.
Gets a girlfriend.Spare no expense.Buy her the latest designer and luxury brands.Add regularly to her LV collection if you know what's good for you.
Pay for her manicure,pedicure,hair and beauty treatments.Pay for her occasional slimming sessions.
Go for that essential,relaxing spa weekend.Go for that even more essential,romantic getaway every month or so.
Get a credit card.Max it out.Get her a credit card.Watch with "amazement" as she maxes it out even faster.
Have big birthday bashes.If you beat the 365 to 1 odds and share the same birthday with her,you might save some cash here.NOT.
Leave your money in the bank and let inflation dilute your cash,if you actually have any left by now.
Go out and party every weekend.Be generous.Buy every round.
Forget fast food and coffee shops,eat at the best restaurants.
Don't waste your money investing in unit trusts,property and business.It'll only dilute your spending power.Because,your real financial problems haven't begun yet.
Because...on one "fine" day,you"ll propose to her.
NOW,if you really want to enjoy everything that life has to offer way before before your metabolism starts to slow and your belly begins to bloat,simply MANAGING YOUR PERSONAL MONEY.;-)
Subsequently,pay for the installments,road tax,auto insurance,ever increasing fuel,sky-high parking fees,traffic offences,maintenance fees,new sport rims,spoilers and an over the-top auto sound system.
Be extra nice to your parents.Move out.Rent that dream bachelor's pad.Fill it with minimalist designer furniture.Invest in a proper kitchen even you can't cook.
Buy a really big TV.Don't wimp out,anything below 50 inches is microscopic.
Buy a PS3.Buy an X-BOX 360.Buy a Wii.Buy a PSP.buy a DS.While you're at it,get an MBA as well.
Feel free to add to your sneaker,comic,movie,t-shir
Try extra-curricular activities like paintball,go-karting,mount
Get all your favourite BPL football team merchandise.Home and away strips included.Buy the silly hats,giant fingers and masks.
Go and see them play at least once a year in the UK.
If you're feeling a little overwhelmed by now,this is where it gets hairy.
Gets a girlfriend.Spare no expense.Buy her the latest designer and luxury brands.Add regularly to her LV collection if you know what's good for you.
Pay for her manicure,pedicure,hair and beauty treatments.Pay for her occasional slimming sessions.
Go for that essential,relaxing spa weekend.Go for that even more essential,romantic getaway every month or so.
Get a credit card.Max it out.Get her a credit card.Watch with "amazement" as she maxes it out even faster.
Have big birthday bashes.If you beat the 365 to 1 odds and share the same birthday with her,you might save some cash here.NOT.
Leave your money in the bank and let inflation dilute your cash,if you actually have any left by now.
Go out and party every weekend.Be generous.Buy every round.
Forget fast food and coffee shops,eat at the best restaurants.
Don't waste your money investing in unit trusts,property and business.It'll only dilute your spending power.Because,your real financial problems haven't begun yet.
Because...on one "fine" day,you"ll propose to her.
NOW,if you really want to enjoy everything that life has to offer way before before your metabolism starts to slow and your belly begins to bloat,simply MANAGING YOUR PERSONAL MONEY.;-)
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ngeh3x.. cool.. ~
sudah sudah sudah ku link-kan blog anda..